You know you're swedish when..
· You take your shoes off when entering a house
· Making fun of Norway is a national institution
· You just love singing ”snappsvisor” while drinking any kind of alcohol
· IKEA is home away from home
· Lösgodis (pick n’ mix) becomes more desirable than cigarettes
· Your parents pay you every month to not eat candy for a year
· You think Leif ’Loket’ Olsson is entertaining
· You stay home on Saturday night to watch Bingolotto
· You wear sandals with socks
· You think that Rober Gustavsson is the funnies man alive
· You end every phone call with ”puss puss” and don’t get why Non-Swedes laugh at you
· You think that by saying something twice it will sound more friendly ”hej hej”
· You thought Astrid Lindgren was immortal and was shocked and cried your heart out when she actually died
· You’ve been forced to perform the ”little frog dance”
· You know it’s not true, but you like to believe that there is a massive difference between the taste of ”julmust” and ”påskmust”
· Making the cheese look like a ski slope is a mortal offense
· You actually have a favorite color of ”Ahlgrens Bilar”
· Every time something Swedish is mentioned in a foreign country you feel proud inside.
· You get a nervous breakdown if the person in front of, or, behind you at ICA doesn’t use the next customer stick on the grocery belt
· You make new friends by talking about the weather
· You’re saying English words in a Swedish way, brainstorm=brainstorma
· You use English words in your everyday conversations to seem cool
· Joo kant spik englihs verry bra
· You know the exact meaning of the word ’lagom’
· You bring a suitcase of Bullens varmkorv and a tube of Kalles Kaviar when you go on vacation outside Sweden ”to be sure you’ll be able to eat something”
· You know it's a sin to start eating from the bottom layer of the chocolate box called ’Aladdin’ before the top layers is empty
· You know the words to Evighet, even though you dislike Carola with all your heart
· Dancing around a phallic symbol like a frog is considered perfectly normal
· The thought of eating fermented fish isn’t disgusting
· No matter where in the world you are, you always bring an extra sweater. It might get chilly
· Your friend says ”who the f are they?” and you answer ”p12or”
Hahah, så himla sant, eller ja majoriteten. Jag gör dock inte allt, till exempel jag njuter inte att av att äta surströmming, jag tar inte med mig varmkorv och kaviar vart jag än går, jag tycker inte Robert Gustavsson är roligaste människan någonsin, och jag har definitivt inte strumpor på när jag har sandaler (haha om det inte är iskallt ute och det är det enda par skor jag har med mig, men det händer typ aldrig)
· Making fun of Norway is a national institution
· You just love singing ”snappsvisor” while drinking any kind of alcohol
· IKEA is home away from home
· Lösgodis (pick n’ mix) becomes more desirable than cigarettes
· Your parents pay you every month to not eat candy for a year
· You think Leif ’Loket’ Olsson is entertaining
· You stay home on Saturday night to watch Bingolotto
· You wear sandals with socks
· You think that Rober Gustavsson is the funnies man alive
· You end every phone call with ”puss puss” and don’t get why Non-Swedes laugh at you
· You think that by saying something twice it will sound more friendly ”hej hej”
· You thought Astrid Lindgren was immortal and was shocked and cried your heart out when she actually died
· You’ve been forced to perform the ”little frog dance”
· You know it’s not true, but you like to believe that there is a massive difference between the taste of ”julmust” and ”påskmust”
· Making the cheese look like a ski slope is a mortal offense
· You actually have a favorite color of ”Ahlgrens Bilar”
· Every time something Swedish is mentioned in a foreign country you feel proud inside.
· You get a nervous breakdown if the person in front of, or, behind you at ICA doesn’t use the next customer stick on the grocery belt
· You make new friends by talking about the weather
· You’re saying English words in a Swedish way, brainstorm=brainstorma
· You use English words in your everyday conversations to seem cool
· Joo kant spik englihs verry bra
· You know the exact meaning of the word ’lagom’
· You bring a suitcase of Bullens varmkorv and a tube of Kalles Kaviar when you go on vacation outside Sweden ”to be sure you’ll be able to eat something”
· You know it's a sin to start eating from the bottom layer of the chocolate box called ’Aladdin’ before the top layers is empty
· You know the words to Evighet, even though you dislike Carola with all your heart
· Dancing around a phallic symbol like a frog is considered perfectly normal
· The thought of eating fermented fish isn’t disgusting
· No matter where in the world you are, you always bring an extra sweater. It might get chilly
· Your friend says ”who the f are they?” and you answer ”p12or”
Hahah, så himla sant, eller ja majoriteten. Jag gör dock inte allt, till exempel jag njuter inte att av att äta surströmming, jag tar inte med mig varmkorv och kaviar vart jag än går, jag tycker inte Robert Gustavsson är roligaste människan någonsin, och jag har definitivt inte strumpor på när jag har sandaler (haha om det inte är iskallt ute och det är det enda par skor jag har med mig, men det händer typ aldrig)
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